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Get caught up in 8 min for tonight.

My guess is that the entire show is all been a dream Britney Spears is having after eating spicy mexican food.

We have all been there, dumped and acted like an idiot afterwards.  Here are rules I have created to help you not look like a chump and get on with your life.

1. I will NOT call/text them EVER, I do not need them (see number 2 and 4)
2. I will delete their number from my phone RIGHT NOW
3. I WILL burn/shred/Ebay all of their crap right away.
4. Jager Bombs will happen, but only when my cell phone is supervised by a friend.
5. I will NOT post the naked photo's I have of them online unless I'm sure they have non of me (Which they do)
6. I will NOT hack their Facebook and post things about their manhood/whoreness.  I'll have my friends do it (much more damaging)
7. I will understand it's a character flaw in THEM not ME.
8. I will send a friend to get ALL of my crap from their place and leave no excuse to keep contact.
9. 1 month for every year we dated = how long I must have ZERO contact with them.
10. I will date the next hot piece of A that comes a long (not their roommate or Mom)

Leave a comment if I left something out.

Meet Scott who is pregnant with his 1st child with Thomas.  Both were born female and are legally married in Cali and will soon be getting a call from TLC if they have not already.

I think there is an M&M stuck in there.

Bwahahah BRILLIANT! It logs all the icons they try and touch.  Go to the App store and search for "Itrust"

This made God happy.

Octo Mom In a Bikini

LADIES, GOT NO BUTT!?!?!!

WIN SOME BOOTY POP PANTIES BABBYYYYYY

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2 Free pairs (over $60) value.

Submit pics of your rear (keep it clean kids) to

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Winner picked Friday night based on who the show thinks needs them the most.

See Booty Pops website here

The undies with built in butt pads!

Take the jump to see a pic of me wearing them.

Obsessed with being a porn star perfect

This is the guy who pretty much pissed everyone off on the show yesterday when he said he goes to Cowboy to pick up single moms because they are a "sure fire bet" to getting lucky "because they are just happy to be getting it"  He said women are always all over him.  He sent me a pic (like an idiot) so of course I put it here.

Gods gift to women?

Listen to him here

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